My Father Invented A Cure For Which

Humor Is Something That Thrives Between Man's Aspirations And His Limitations. There Is More Logic In Humor Than In Anything Else. Because, You See, Humor Is Truth.

The First Piano Was Built Long After They Didn't Have Any At All.

One Afternoon, When I Was Four Years Old, My Father Came Home, And He Found Me In The Living Room In Front Of A Roaring Fire, Which Made Him Very Angry. Because We Didn't Have A Fireplace.

I Only Know Two Pieces; One Is 'clair De Lune' And The Other One Isn't.

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.