I Only Know Two Pieces; One Is

Clarinets, Like Lawyers, Have Cases, Mouthpieces, And They Need A Constant Supply Of Hot Air In Order To Function.

You Want Something By Bach? Which One, Johann Sebastian Or Jacques Offen?

They Say That Nero Started The Fire Himself Because He Needed A Suitable Backdrop For His Concert.

Read (this Book), Smile, Enjoy, And If You Happen To Learn Something Along The Way, Don't Get Upset.

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.