I Only Know Two Pieces; One Is

I Wish To Thank My Parents For Making It All Possible? And I Wish To Thank My Children For Making It Necessary.

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.

In My Dreams Of Heaven, I Always See The Great Masters Gathered In A Huge Hall In Which They All Reside. Only Mozart Has His Own Suite.

I Don't Mind Growing Old. I'm Just Not Used To It.

It (the Double-clarinet In India) Was Primarily Used For Snake Charming, Since The Snake Would Do Almost Anything To Get The Indians To Stop Playing It.