I Only Know Two Pieces; One Is

There Are Three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian And Offen.

Did You Know That Mozart Had No Arms And No Legs? I've Seen Statues Of Him On People's Pianos.

If I Have Caused Just One Person To Wipe Away A Tear Of Laughter, That's My Reward.

Flint Must Be An Extremely Wealthy Town: I See That Each Of You Bought Two Or Three Seats.

It (the Double-clarinet In India) Was Primarily Used For Snake Charming, Since The Snake Would Do Almost Anything To Get The Indians To Stop Playing It.