Maintain A Childhood Enthusiasm For The Game

When A Man Retires, His Wife Gets Twice The Husband But Only Half The Income.

They Claim Red Meat Is Bad For You. But I Never Saw A Sick-looking Tiger.

I Have 13 Dependents. All Of Them Have 140 Iq Or Better, Except Me. I'm Under 100 Iq, And I Support Them All.

Red Meat Is Not Bad For You. Now Blue-green Meat, That's Bad For You!

I Don't Exaggerate - I Just Remember Big.