Maintain A Childhood Enthusiasm For The Game

They Claim Red Meat Is Bad For You. But I Never Saw A Sick-looking Tiger.

Putting Isn't Golf, Greens Should Be Treated Almost The Same As Water Hazards: You Land On Them, Then Add Two Strokes To Your Score.

Golf Is The Most Fun You Can Have With Out Taking Your Clothes Off.

I Was On The Dance Floor But I Couldn't Hear The Band.

I Am A Millionaire Today And My Wife Deserves All Of The Credit. Before I Met Her I Was A Multi-millionaire.