Maintain A Childhood Enthusiasm For The Game

Red Meat Is Not Bad For You. Now Blue-green Meat, That's Bad For You!

A Golf Ball Is Like A Clock. Always Hit It At 6 O'clock And Make It Go Toward 12 O'clock. But Make Sure You're In The Same Time Zone.

No One Has As Much Luck Around The Greens As One Who Practices A Lot.

The First Time I Played The Masters, I Was So Nervous I Drank A Bottle Of Rum Before I Teed Off. I Shot The Happiest 83 Of My Life.

Remember You Have To Be Comfortable. Golf Is Not A Life Or Death Situation. It's Just A Game And Should Be Treated As Such. Stay Loose.