Golf Is The Most Fun You Can

Don't Look For Excuses To Lose. Look For Excuses To Win.

I Never Pray To God To Make A Putt. I Pray To God To Help Me React Good If I Miss A Putt.

Somebody Give Me A Banana. I'm Playing Like A Monkey, So I Might As Well Eat Like One.

I'm Playing Like Tarzan-and Scoring Like Jane.

Remember You Have To Be Comfortable. Golf Is Not A Life Or Death Situation. It's Just A Game And Should Be Treated As Such. Stay Loose.