Golf Is The Most Fun You Can

I Was On The Dance Floor But I Couldn't Hear The Band.

Playing Golf Is Not Hot Work. Cutting Sugar Cane For A Dollar A Day - That's Hot Work. Hotter Than My First Wrist Watch.

No One Has As Much Luck Around The Greens As One Who Practices A Lot.

After All These Years, It's Still Embarrassing For Me To Play On The American Golf Tour. Like The Time I Asked My Caddie For A Sand Wedge And He Came Back Ten Minutes Later With A Ham On Rye.

Maintain A Childhood Enthusiasm For The Game Of Golf.