Golf Is The Most Fun You Can

I'm Getting So Old, I Don't Even Buy Green Bananas Anymore.

I Was On The Dance Floor But I Couldn't Hear The Band.

The Sweetest Two Words Are 'next Time.' The Sourest Word Is 'if.'

Take Less Time To Read The Scorecard And More Time To Read The Hole.

Putting Isn't Golf, Greens Should Be Treated Almost The Same As Water Hazards: You Land On Them, Then Add Two Strokes To Your Score.