Golf Is The Most Fun You Can

A Golf Ball Is Like A Clock. Always Hit It At 6 O'clock And Make It Go Toward 12 O'clock. But Make Sure You're In The Same Time Zone.

Golf Is The Only Sport That A Professional Can Enjoy Playing With His Friends.

When Lee And Jack Win, It Is Good For Golf. When I Win, It Is Better.

Only Fools Live In The Past Or Carry Envy To The Present.

Golf Is A Thinking Man's Game. You Can Have All The Shots In The Bag, But If You Don't Know What To Do With Them, You've Got Troubles.