People Always Come Up To Me And

I Just Got My First Bikini. It's A Three-piece: A Top, A Botton, And A Blindfold For You.

My Husband Wanted One Of Those Big-screen Tvs For His Birthday. So I Just Moved His Chair Closer To The One We Have Already.

I Get My Sense Of Humor From My Parents. That's Why They Don't Have One Anymore.

I've Been On So Many Blind Dates, I Should Get A Free Dog.

The Only Way To Really Have Safe Sex Is To Abstain. From Drinking.