I Get My Sense Of Humor From

The Only Way To Really Have Safe Sex Is To Abstain. From Drinking.

My Mother Always Said Don't Marry For Money, Divorce For Money.

I Just Got My First Bikini. It's A Three-piece: A Top, A Botton, And A Blindfold For You.

People Always Come Up To Me And Say That My Smoking Is Bothering Them....well It's Killing Me!

I Get My Sense Of Humor From My Parents. That's Why They Don't Have One Anymore.