I Went To The 30th Reunion Of

I Found Out Why Cats Drink Out Of The Toilet. My Mother Told Me It's Because The Water Is Cold In There. And I'm Like: How Did My Mother Know That?

In Addition To Comedy, I'm A Writer. I Write Checks. They're Not Very Good.

I Just Got My First Bikini. It's A Three-piece: A Top, A Botton, And A Blindfold For You.

People Always Come Up To Me And Say That My Smoking Is Bothering Them....well It's Killing Me!

I've Been On So Many Blind Dates, I Should Get A Free Dog.