Pentiums Melt In Your Pc, Not In

Cell Phones Are Like A Dog's Nipples... You Don't Have To Shout Into Them!

I Think Of People As Members Of An Audience. But An Audience Acts Independently Of Every Individual. It's An Organism On Its Own. I Focus On That Living Hydra In The Dark.

Now There's A Seven-day Waiting Period To Buy A Gun. Who Can Stay Mad That Long?

I Was Sick Of People Making Fun Of My Hair And So I Cut It Off And I've Got Much More Attention Than Ever Before. It Was Like When Mona Lisa Was Stolen From The Louvre In 1906 - Three Times More People Came To See Where It Used To Be.

I Ran Five Miles Today. Then, Finally, I Said, 'here, Lady...take Your Purse.'