Pentiums Melt In Your Pc, Not In

I'm A Great Lover, I'll Bet.

People Come Up To Me And Say, 'emo, Do People Really Come Up To You?'

Back In High School, My Buddies Tried To Put The Make On Anything That Moved. I Told Them, Why Limit Yourselves?

People Always Ask Me, 'where Were You When Kennedy Was Shot?' Well, I Don't Have An Alibi.

I Used To Get Drunk Every Night Until I Puked. Finally I Admitted, "i Am A Bulemic".