Pentiums Melt In Your Pc, Not In

I Got A Job At An Amusement Park. I Like To Make The Rides More Terrifying By Throwing A Couple Of Screws Onto The Seats.

I Find You Can Often Find Humor Just By Turning Something Upside-down. Like A... Small Child.

My Girlfriend Said, Emo, I'm Seeing Another Man. I Said, Well, Try Rubbing Your Eyes Or Something.

I'm Filthy Stinking Rich - Well, Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad.

My Ex-girlfriend Was Very Sexy. She Reminded Me Of The Sphinx Because She Was Very Mysterious And Eternal And Solid...and Her Nose Was Shot Off By French Soldiers.