I'm Filthy Stinking Rich - Well, Two

Some Comedians Change Their Style, Often To Their Advantage; But I See No Reason Why I Can't Continue With The "urbane Sophisticate" 'til The Day I Die.

Writer's Block Is A Myth. I Never See The Gardeners Suffering From Gardening Block.

I Asked My Girlfriend, 'will You Marry Me?' She Said, 'we'll Have To Ask My Father.' So We Had A Seance And Jack Ruby Says, 'hello!'

I Once Had A Large Gay Following, But I Ducked Into An Alleyway And Lost Him.

I Was A Cute Baby. My Mom Said When I Was Born They Threw Away The Mold. Some Of It Grew Back.