I'm Filthy Stinking Rich - Well, Two

A Computer Once Beat Me At Chess, But It Was No Match For Me At Kick Boxing.

They Have A Sign At The Beach, "no Glass Bottles". I Think That's So The Other Sand Particles Don't Feel Like Underachievers.

My Computer Beat Me At Checkers, But I Sure Beat It At Kickboxing.

Women: You Can't Live With Them, And You Can't Get Them To Dress Up In A Skimpy Little Nazi Costume And Beat You With A Warm Squash Or Something.

I Was Walking Down The Street. Something Caught My Eye, And Dragged It Fifteen Feet.