I'm Filthy Stinking Rich - Well, Two

I Find You Can Often Find Humor Just By Turning Something Upside-down. Like A... Small Child.

I Caught My Wife In Bed With Another Man And I Was Crushed. So I Said, "get Off Of Me, You Two!"

Christmas Seems To Start Earlier And Earlier Every Year. Like, This Time, It's On December 25th.

When I Was A Kid I Used To Pray Every Night For A New Bicycle. Then I Realised That The Lord Doesn't Work That Way So I Stole One And Asked Him To Forgive Me.

I Think Of People As Members Of An Audience. But An Audience Acts Independently Of Every Individual. It's An Organism On Its Own. I Focus On That Living Hydra In The Dark.