My Ex-girlfriend Was Very Sexy. She Reminded

One Man's Pet-stained Carpet Is Another Man's Twister Game.

The Battle Of The Sexes Will Never Be Won As Long As We Keep Sleeping With The Enemy.

I'm From Downer's Grove, Illinois. We Had A Blackout There The Other Day, But Fortunately The Police Made Him Get Back Into His Car Before He Got Too Far.

You Know What I Hate? Indian Givers... No, I Take That Back.

Anger Punishes The Bearer's Heart. Who Remains Angry Suffers Most. For Many, The Search For Perfection Virtually Guarantees It Will Be Found, And Disregarded In Order To Continue The Search. Some Mornings It Just Doesn't Seem Worth It To Gnaw Through The Leather Straps.