List Of Girlfriend Quotes

George Eliot Is My Only Steady Girlfriend. We Go To Bed Together Every Night.

Bachelors Know All About Parties. In Fact, A Good Bachelor Is A Living, Breathing Party All By Himself. At Least That Is What My Girlfriend Said When She Found The Gin Bottles Under The Couch. I Believe Her Exact Words Were, "you're A Disgusting, Drunken Mess." And That's A Good Description Of A Party, If It's Done Right.

Veal Is A Very Young Beef And, Like A Very Young Girlfriend, It's Cute But Boring And Expensive.

I Can Be In The Worst Pms, Mercury In Retrograde, Most Awful Circumstance - And Then If My Girlfriends And I Are Giggling About It, Everything's Okay.

Just The Very Thought Of Someone My Age Going To Visit Old Girlfriends Had Instant Appeal.even Women Think, 'that Would Be Interesting.' Not Comfortable, But Interesting. It Is Not A Comfortable Film At Any Point.

My Girlfriend Thinks I Look Like A Reptile - It's Not The Best.

I'd Like To Say That I Am Romantic Person, But I Don't Think I Am. When I Won My First Tournament I Went Into The Crowd And Kissed My Girlfriend. I Was 18 And Didn't Have My Coach With Me, I Was There On My Own, And I Just Needed To Celebrate With Someone I Knew. I Always Start Out With Good Intentions. I'll Say Something Nice, Then I'll Just Put My Foot In It And Ruin The Moment.

I Ask A Lot Because I'm Very Curious - Especially About Ex-girlfriends. I'm Pretty Good At Getting The Answers, Too.

People Find It Interesting To Try To Make Me Gay; I’m Not Gay. I Went On Vacation With Two Girlfriends Of Mine Who, Interestingly Enough Got Cut Out Of The Pictures. We Found A Nude Beach, As Far As I Know, Was A Unisex Beach…. We Took Off Our Clothes And Jumped In The Water. I’ve Been Trying To Skinny Dip Since I Was A Teenager. I’m Just Grateful That The Water Was Warm!

Start Dating Someone Who Is Funny, Someone Who Has What In High School You Called A "really Great Sense Of Humor" And What Now Your Creative Writing Class Calls "self-contempt Giving Rise To Comic Form." Write Down All Of His Jokes, But Don't Tell Him You Are Doing This. Make Up Anagrams Of His Old Girlfriend's Name And Name All Of Your Socially Handicapped Characters With Them. Tell Him His Old Girlfriend Is In All Of Your Stories And Then Watch How Funny He Can Be, See What A Really Great Sense Of Humor He Can Have.

...then He Looked At My T-shirt And Saw Byron's Picture On It And He Quoted "she Walks In Beauty," Which Is Like My Favorite Poem Next To The One By Baudelaire About His Girlfriend Being Nothing But Worm Food, Except That Lily Called That One First Because Baudelaire Is Her Fave Poet And So She Got The Shirt With Him On It, Even Though Byron Is Way More Scrumptious And I Would Do Him On Sharp Gravel If I Had The Chance. --from The Chronicles Of Abby Normal

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