I Got A Job At An Amusement

I Was Walking Down The Street The Other Day And These Construction Workers Were Working On The Roof Hammering Away. One Of Them Told Me I Was A Paranoid Lunatic... In Morse Code.

I Don't Have To Tell You Folks About Scuba Diving. So, That'll Save Some Time.

I Was Walking Down The Street. Something Caught My Eye, And Dragged It Fifteen Feet.

Interviewers Always Used To Ask Me About My Pageboy Haircut, And It Drove Me Nuts: It Almost Made Me Suspect That There Was Something Strange About It. So I Cut Off My Pageboy.

I'm Not A Fatalist; Even If I Were, What Could I Do About It?