Our First Stop Was Red Square, The

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.

Golf Is My Real Profession. Entertainment Is Just A Sideline. I Tell Jokes To Pay My Greens Fees.

Please Don't Stand Up On My Account.

He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.