Our First Stop Was Red Square, The

Your Ignorance Cramps My Conversation

I Left England When I Was Four Because I Found Out I Could Never Be King.

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

It Gave Dirty Politics A Bad Name.

The Last Time I Played Golf With President Ford He Hit A Birdie. And An Eagle, A Moose, An Elk, An Aardvark...