On One Hole, I Hit An Alligator

Bing Crosby And I Weren't The Types To Go Around Kissing Each Other. We Always Had A Light Jab For Each Other. One Of Our Stock Lines Used To Be "there's Nothing I Wouldn't Do For Bing, And There's Nothing He Wouldn't Do For Me." And That's The Way We Go Through Life - Doing Nothing For Each Other!

As The Colonel And I Sat Swapping Stories In The Plane, A Jet Aircraft Buzzed Past Our Window. I Asked The Colonel What Type Of Aircraft It Was, And He Said, "don't Worry About It, Bob. . . If You Can See It, It's Obsolete."

The Home Videos Aren't As Good, But They Are Seeming To Get Better.

The Trees In Siberia Are Miles Apart, That Is Why The Dogs Are So Fast.

Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led You To Believe, The National French Pastime Is Picnicking.