Middle Age Is When You Still Believe

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.

I'll Shoot My Age If I Have To Live To Be 105.

Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane Russell Without Moving Your Hands

Middle Age Is When You Still Believe You'll Feel Better In The Morning.