Middle Age Is When You Still Believe

I Was Called Rembrandt Hope In My Boxing Days, Because I Spent So Much Time On The Canvas.

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.

I Grew Up With Six Brothers. That's How I Learned To Dance - Waiting For The Bathroom.

My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.

He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.