Middle Age Is When You Still Believe

A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend You Money If You Can Prove That You Don't Need It.

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.

On One Hole, I Hit An Alligator So Hard, He's Now My Golf Bag.

She Spoke Perfect English, Which Led To Considerable Trouble. She Couldn't Understand Us At All.

My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.