Middle Age Is When You Still Believe

Having So Many Gold Courses So Close Together Was Ideal For Me. With My Slice I Could Enjoy Three Or Four Golf Courses At The Same Time.

In England When You Make A Movie Even The Weather Is Against You. In Hollywood The Weatherman Gets A Shooting Schedule From All The Major Studios And Then Figures Out Where He Can Fit In A Little Rain Without Upsetting Metro-goldwyn-mayer Too Much.

I Need Money. I Have A Staff Of 30, And Four Houses, Never Mind The Government, To Support.

Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea With A Tea Strainer, You Can Never Get Enough.

All British Castles And Old Country Homes Are Supposed To Be Haunted. It's In The Lease.