Middle Age Is When You Still Believe

The Last Time I Played Golf With President Ford He Hit A Birdie. And An Eagle, A Moose, An Elk, An Aardvark...

I'll Shoot My Age If I Have To Live To Be 105.

I Love To Go To Washington - If Only To Be Near My Money.

Did You See Where President Reagan Finally Got A Hearing Aid? People Have Been Telling Him To Get One For Years, But He Couldn't Hear Them.

I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young: Hang Around With Older People.