After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted

With Today's Movies, If We Took Out All The Bad Language, We'd Go Back To Silent Films.

In His Prime, The Young Comic Walked Onto A Stage With The Confidence Of A Man Who Owned It, And By The Time He Walked Off, He Did.

It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c., That Politicians Have Their Hands In Their Own Pockets.

You Could Buy My Book In A Paperback Edition For A Dollar, And In Hard Covers For $3.50. And For Fifty Cents Extra, I Come Around To Your House Personally And Wet Your Finger While You're Turning The Pages.

Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There And Have Never Been Seen Again. They Just Find Their Shoelaces And Bags.