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Louis B. Mayer Came Out West With $28.00, A Box Camera And An Old Lion. He Built A Monument To Himself -- The Bank Of America.

You Know What A Fan Letter Is - It's Just An Inky Raspberry.

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

Personally, I Never Drink On Oscar Nights, As It Interferes With My Suffering.