Once I Pulled A Job, I Was

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. My Mother Breast Fed Me Through A Straw.

My Kids Scotch Tape Worms To The Sidewalk And Watch The Birds Get Hernias.

Me And My Dad Used To Play Tag, He'd Drive!

I Told My Psychiatrist That Everyone Hates Me. He Said I Was Being Ridiculous - Everyone Hasn't Met Me Yet.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Had No Friends. I Remember The See-saw. I Had To Keep Runnin' From One End To The Other.