My Wife Has To Be The Worst

Comedy Is A Camouflage For Depression.

I Live In A Tough Neighborhood. They Got A Children's Zoo. Last Week, Four Kids Escaped.

Sure I Smoked Pot In Hospital. My Wife Won't Let Me Toke At Home.

I Once Went Out With This Wild Girl. She Made French Toast And Got Her Tongue Caught In The Toaster.

When We Got Married, The First Thing My Wife Did Was Put Everything Under Both Names - Hers And Her Mother's.