My Wife And I Were Happy For

If You Can't Write Your Own Material, You Have Very Little Chance Of Making It As A Comedian.

I Don't Care How Rich And Successful A Man Is. He's Nothing Without An Education.

Hey Everybody, We're All Gonna Get Laid!

With Girls I Get No Respect. A Belly Dancer Told Me I Turned Her Stomach.

When I Was Born ... The Doctor Came Out To The Waiting Room And Said To My Father ... I'm Very Sorry. We Did Everything We Could ... But He Pulled Through.