My Wife And I Were Happy For

Boy Is My Wife Stupid. It Takes Her And Hour And A Half To Watch 60 Minutes. My Daughters No Bargain Either. In Public School She Was Voted Most Likely To Conceive.

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. I Asked Him, "how Can I Get My Kite In The Air?" He Told Me To Run Off A Cliff.

My Parents Didn't Like Me. For Bathtub Toys They Gave Me A Blender And A Transistor Radio.

Group Sex, Are You Kidding, I Had Group Sex - My Wife Screwed In Front Of The Jury.

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.