My Wife And I Were Happy For

She Was So Fat That Her Clothes Are Made By Omar The Tent Maker.

People Seldom Live Up To Their Baby Pictures.

Last Week I Was Walking By A Cemetery, Two Guys Came After Me With Shovels. It Was All About Money.

After I Got Divorced, I Said To Myself, I Will Never, Ever Get Married Again. It Was In Cement. I Went Through A Really Rough Twenty-five Years, But It Happened Again. I Fell In Love. I Told Her, Baby, I Don't Want A Prenuptial Agreement. This Is It. Everyone Told Me I Was Nuts. Well, My New Wife And I Are Married Six Years And We Get Along Great. You Can Make Anything Work If You're Both Givers.

I'll Tell You One Thing, I Know How To Satisfy My Wife In Bed, Yeah, I Leave.