My Wife And I Were Happy For

My Childhood Was Bad. No Father. Mother Was Greedy And Brought Me Up Awful - Never Made Me Breakfast Once. I Don't Want To Get Started. One Story Is Worse Than Another.

Last Halloween A Kid Tried To Rip My Face Off. He Thought It Was A Mask. Now It's Different When I Open The Door The Kids Hand Me Candy.

In The School I Went To, They Asked A Kid To Prove The Law Of Gravity And He Threw The Teacher Out Of The Window.

Some Dog I Got Too. We Call Him Egypt. Because In Every Room He Leaves A Pyramid.

I Went To A Fight The Other Night, And A Hockey Game Broke Out.