My Wife And I Were Happy For

I'll Tell You One Thing, I Know How To Satisfy My Wife In Bed, Yeah, I Leave.

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. When He Took Me Hunting He Gave Me A Three Minute Head Start. Then On The Way Home He Tied Me To The Fender And Put The Deer In The Car.

I Drink Too Much, Way Too Much; My Doctor Drew Blood He Ran A Tab!

I've Never Been Lucky. The Day My Ship Came In, I Was At The Airport.

My Dog Learned How To Beg By Watching Me Through The Bedroom Door.