I Feel Sorry For Short People, You

I Took My Son To Coney Island, I Said "wanna Go In The Crazy House?", He Said "save Your Money We'll Be Home Soon"!

Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike. They Lie About The Milage.

With Sex My Wife Thinks Twice Before She Turns Me Down. Yeah, Once In The Morning And Once At Night.

There's Only One Thing Wrong With My Wife's Face - It Shows.

I Went To A Gay Bar, They Wanted Proof Of Sex So I Showed Them, They Said It Wasn't Enough.