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My Wife Was Afraid Of The Dark. Then She Saw Me Naked, And Now She's Afraid Of The Light.

-Rodney Dangerfield

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My Wife Was Afraid Of The Dark.

Rodney Dangerfield

My Wife Was Afraid Of The Dark. Then She Saw Me Naked, And Now She's Afraid Of The Light.

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