If I Could Have Dinner With Anyone

My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex. Once Every Four Years.

When I Told My Wife She Was Lousy In Bed - She Went Out - She Got A Second Opinion.

I Once Met A Beautiful, Proper English Girl. I Bid Her Adieu.... She Bid Me A Don't.

Life's A Short Trip. You'll Find Out.

...went To A Bar For A Few Drinks. The Bartender Asked What I Wanted. "surprise Me", I Said. So He Showed Me A Naked Picture Of My Wife.