Oh, Are You From Wales? Do You

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.

If You Want To See A Comic Strip, You Should See Me In The Shower.

If They'd Lower The Taxes And Get Rid Of The Smog And Clean Up The Traffic Mess, I Really Believe I'd Settle Here Until The Next Earthquake.

Tv Is The Rat Race Of The Century.

Ice Water? Get Some Onions - That'll Make Your Eyes Water!