Remember Men, You Are Fighting For The

I Can See You In The Kitchen Bending Over A Hot Stove, And I Can't See The Stove

Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Shall Let In The Light.

I Wish To Be Cremated. One Tenth Of My Ashes Shall Be Given To My Agent, As Written In Our Contract.

I Remember The First Time I Had Sex - I Kept The Receipt.

My Experience Is That People Are Most Likely To Listen To Reason When In Bed.