Any Place I Hang My Head Is

I Never Go To Movies Where The Hero's Tits Are Bigger Than The Heroine's.

Marriage Is The Chief Cause Of Divorce.

As Soon As I Get Through With You, You'll Have A Clear Case For Divorce And So Will My Wife.

Money Frees You From Doing Things You Dislike. Since I Dislike Doing Nearly Everything, Money Is Handy.

Women Should Be Obscene, Not Heard.