Any Place I Hang My Head Is

Money Cannot Buy You Happiness, And Happiness Cannot Buy You Money. That Might Be A Wise Crack, But I Doubt It.

From The Moment I Picked Your Book Up Until I Laid It Down, I Was Convulsed With Laughter. Someday I Intend Reading It.

Patience Is The Art Of Finding Something Else To Do.

Hail, Hail Freedonia, Land Of The Free!

Quote Me As Saying I Was Mis-quoted.