Any Place I Hang My Head Is

I Eat Like A Vulture. Unfortunately The Resemblance Doesn't End There.

Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only, When The Hostess Has Only Twelve Chops.

Do They Allow Tipping On The Boat? - Yes, Sir. Have You Got Two Fives? - Oh, Yes, Sir. Then You Won't Need The Ten Cents I Was Going To Give You.

Budget: A Way Of Going Broke Methodically

Three Years Ago I Came To Florida Without A Nickel In My Pocket. Now I've Got A Nickel In My Pocket