Life Is A Whim Of Several Billion

That's Bad Luck: Three On A Midget. From "at The Circus

If He's Been Married For 31 Years, He's Not The Same Man.

When You're In Jail, A Good Friend Will Be Trying To Bail You Out. A Best Friend Will Be In The Cell Next To You Saying, 'damn, That Was Fun.'

If It Gets Any Hotter In Here I Could Use A Big Fan.

Television Is Where You Watch People In Your Living Room That You Would Not Want Near Your House.