Life Is A Whim Of Several Billion

You Know I Could Rent You Out As A Decoy For Duck Hunters?

If Women Dressed For Men, The Stores Wouldn't Sell Much - Just An Occasional Sun Visor.

I'd Like To Meet The Person Who Invented Sex And See What They're Working On Now.

Man Does Not Control His Own Fate. The Women In His Life Do That For Him.

Here Lies Groucho Marx And Lies And Lies And Lies P.s. He Never Kissed An Ugly Girl.