Getting Older Is No Problem. You Just

From The Moment I Picked Your Book Up Until I Laid It Down, I Was Convulsed With Laughter. Someday I Intend Reading It.

Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They Never Meet!

Will You Marry Me? Do You Have Any Money? Answer The Second Question First.

How Do You Feel About Women's Rights? I Like Either Side Of Them.

Why, I'd Horse-whip You If I Had A Horse.