Getting Older Is No Problem. You Just

I Love My Cigar Too, But I Take It Out Of My Mouth Once In A While.

Only One Man In A Thousand Is A Leader Of Men -- The Other 999 Follow Women.

There's One Thing I Always Wanted To Do Before I Quit... Retire!

Well, Art Is Art, Isn't It? Still, On The Other Hand, Water Is Water.

Television Is Where You Watch People In Your Living Room That You Would Not Want Near Your House.