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Hello, I Must Be Going.

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From The Moment I Picked Your Book Up Until I Laid It Down, I Was Convulsed With Laughter. Someday I Intend Reading It.

Whoever Named It Necking Was A Poor Judge Of Anatomy.

I Met My Wife On A Ferry Boat, And When We Landed She Gave Me The Slip