Getting Older Is No Problem. You Just

Do They Allow Tipping On The Boat? - Yes, Sir. Have You Got Two Fives? - Oh, Yes, Sir. Then You Won't Need The Ten Cents I Was Going To Give You.

A Cigar Makers Organization Once Said That I Was The Most Famous Cigar Smoker In The World. I Dont Know If Thats True, But Once While Visiting Havana, I Went To A Cigar Factory. There Were Four Hundred People There Rolling Cigars, And When They Saw Me, They All Stood Up And Applauded.

A Woman Can Smell Mink Through Six Inches Of Lead.

Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Shall Let In The Light.

Don't Look Now, But There's One Too Many In This Room And I Think It's You.