No One Ever Expects A Great Lay

Don't Give Me Books For Christmas; I Already Have A Book.

I Like To Wake Up Each Morning Felling A New Man.

Men Like Me Because I Dont Wear A Brassiere. Women Like Me Because I Dont Look Like A Girl Who Would Steal A Husband. At Least Not For Long.

I Wasn't Born An Actress, You Know. Events Made Me One.

To Me, Love Has Always Meant Friendship.