No One Ever Expects A Great Lay

Underwear Makes Me Uncomfortable And Besides My Parts Have To Breathe.

No One Ever Expects A Great Lay To Pay All The Bills.

There Is A God, Even In Hollywood.

I'm Not A Great Actress, And I Never Thought I Was. But I Happen To Have Something The Public Likes.

Politics? Ha! You Couldn't Get Into Politics. You Couldn't Get In Anywhere. You Couldn't Even Get In The Men's Room At The Astor!