Underwear Makes Me Uncomfortable And Besides My

I'm Not A Great Actress, And I Never Thought I Was. But I Happen To Have Something The Public Likes.

I Wasn't Born An Actress, You Know. Events Made Me One.

I Like Any Dog That Makes Me Look Good When It Stands Next To Me.

Politics? Ha! You Couldn't Get Into Politics. You Couldn't Get In Anywhere. You Couldn't Even Get In The Men's Room At The Astor!

Underwear Makes Me Uncomfortable And Besides My Parts Have To Breathe.