There Is A God, Even In Hollywood.

Underwear Makes Me Uncomfortable And Besides My Parts Have To Breathe.

Men Like Me Because I Dont Wear A Brassiere. Women Like Me Because I Dont Look Like A Girl Who Would Steal A Husband. At Least Not For Long.

Politics? Ha! You Couldn't Get Into Politics. You Couldn't Get In Anywhere. You Couldn't Even Get In The Men's Room At The Astor!

No One Ever Expects A Great Lay To Pay All The Bills.

I'm Not A Great Actress, And I Never Thought I Was. But I Happen To Have Something The Public Likes.