I'm Not A Great Actress, And I

To Me, Love Has Always Meant Friendship.

Underwear Makes Me Uncomfortable And Besides My Parts Have To Breathe.

I Like To Wake Up Each Morning Felling A New Man.

Men Like Me Because I Dont Wear A Brassiere. Women Like Me Because I Dont Look Like A Girl Who Would Steal A Husband. At Least Not For Long.

Politics? Ha! You Couldn't Get Into Politics. You Couldn't Get In Anywhere. You Couldn't Even Get In The Men's Room At The Astor!