Best Underwear Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

Chicks Dig Me Because I Rarely Wear Underwear, And When I Do, It's Usually Something Unusual.

What's This About Flashing Underwear?" Says Uriah, Sidestepping A Bunk. "whatever It Is, I'm In.

One Of My Assistants Found This Old German Machine. It Was Originally Used To Make Underwear. Like Chanel, Who Started With Underwear Fabric - Jerseys - We Used The Machine That Made Underwear To Make Something Else

I've Still Got The Same Attitude I Had When I Started. I Haven't Changed Anything But My Underwear.

I Never Changed Anything, Except My Socks And My Underwear. And I Never Did Anything To Glorify Myself Or Improve My Lot. I Took What Came And Did The Best I Could With It.

Why Is It That There's More Indignation Over A Photo Of A Prisoner With Underwear On His Head Than Over The Video Of A Young American With No Head At All?

Sometimes My Mother Goes Through My Socks And Underwear. I Wouldn't Mind, But It Tickles So Much!

I Went Out In My Goddamn Underwear Too!

"i Wouldn't Go Over Here To Lisa Rinna And I Would Say 'are Those Breasts Real, Are You Wearing Underwear?'"

What Horrible Things Would You Have To Do In Your Life To Get Woven Into Hades's Underwear?

Bes Had Indeed Put On His Ugly Outfit. He Climbed Onto The Roof Of The Limbo And Stood There, Legs Planted, Arms Akimbo, Like Superman-exept With Only The Underwear. I Wasn't Sure What To Say Except: "put Some Clothes On!" "these Children Are Under My Protection," Bes Insisted. "i Don't Know You," I Said, "i Never Met You Before Today." "nonsense. You Expressly Asked For My Attention." "i Didn't Ask For The Speedo Patrol!

So...your Name Means Mr.underwear." -frank