No Matter What Happens Or How Difficult

A Cat, By Any Other Name, Is Still A Sneaky Little Furball That Barfs On The Furniture.

I Do What I Can Do When I Can Do It.

I Took My Alds Test. You Start Reflecting... You Start Thinking About Every Nasty, Skank-ass... It's Like The Movie Scrooge, And The Ghost Of Pussy Past Comes.

The Democrats Should Have An Empty Chair On Stage For The Entire Dnc, And When Anyone Asks Who It Belongs To, They Can Say Osama Bin Laden.

White Man Makes Guns? No Problem. Black Rapper Says "gun"? Congressional Hearing.