When You Meet Somebody For The First

When You Meet Somebody For The First Time, You're Not Meeting Them. You're Meeting Their Representative.

Standup Comedians Are Attracted To One Another Because Of Their Faults. So We're All Kind Of Messed Up In The Same Way, And Once I Was Around A Group Of People That Saw The World In A Different Way, It's Like This Is Where I Need To Be.

The Only Plan I Have Is To Not Do Anything I Don't Want To Do - And To Never Work Just For Money.

People Basically Aren't That Racist. They Want Their Laughs. If I Make A White Guy Laugh, He's Gonna Come See Me. He's Not Gonna Go See The White Guy Who Doesn't Make Him Laugh Just Because That Guy Is White.

There's A Difference Between Racism And "i Don't Know Any Better. I'm Clueless." Racism Is Like, "i'm Trying To Make You Feel Bad." That's Racism.