You Got A Gun, You Don't Have

You Cannot Win In A Fight Against Women, Cause Men Have A Need To Make Sense

My Mother Is The Kind Of Woman You Don't Want To Be In Line Behind At The Supermarket. She Has Coupons For Coupons.

A Cat, By Any Other Name, Is Still A Sneaky Little Furball That Barfs On The Furniture.

Unlike Flying Or Astral Projection, Walking Through Walls Is An Earthbound Pursuit.

My Kids Don't Have A Trust Fund, They Have A Debt Fund. Oh My God, They're $4 Million In The Hole.