You Got A Gun, You Don't Have

Wealth Is Not About Having A Lot Of Money; It's About Having A Lot Of Options.

Most Parts In Comedy, They're Not Really Written For Men. They're Written For, Like, These Boy-men.

A Sense Of Humor Is Great - It Goes A Long, Long Way In A Marriage.

The Government Doesn't Want You To Use Your Drugs, They Want You To Use Their Drugs.

Hollywood's Just Not Funny.