Every Town Has The Same Two Malls:

Men Are Only As Unfaithful As Their Options.

The U.s Government Hates Rap Music

I Get Approached To Do Shows All The Time. There's A Lot Of Money In Sitcoms, But I've Never Been The Kind Of Guy Who Wanted To Do One. I Don't Think People Want To See Me Saying "honey, I'm Home." It's Just Not My Thing.

If You Properly Clean A Room, It Gets Dirtier Before It Gets Cleaner.

You Want To Track Hollywood Careers, Look In The Real Estate Section. You See A Guy Buy A House That Costs $6 Million, And You Can Literally Start Counting The Days Until He Starts Doing Crappy Movies.