Comedy Is A Group Activity, A Verbal

Yeah, I Love Being Famous. It's Almost Like Being White, Y'know?

The Government Hates Rap. That's Why They Don't Arrest Anybody That Kills Rappers! Only The Good Ones Are Dead, Man! Only The Good Ones: Biggie Dead, Tupac Dead, Vanilla Ice Still Alive! They Don't Fill Out A Police Report. They Don't Even Have A Chalk Line When It's A Dead Rapper, They Just Take A Piss Around The Body.

Gay People Got A Right To Be As Miserable As Everybody Else.

When I Do Something Good, The Audience Lets Me Know Immediately. They Laugh. That's It.

You Don't Pay Taxes; They Take Them From Your Check. That's Not A Payment - That's A 'jack.