Comedy Is A Group Activity, A Verbal

Black History Month Is In The Shortest Month Of The Year, And The Coldest-just In Case We Want To Have A Parade

Smart Is Knowing If You're Dumb. Knowing When To Shut Up And To Listen To People That Are Smarter Than You.

I'm Pretty Good At Getting Over People Throwing Stuff At Me. If You've Been Doing Stand Up Long Enough You Know How To Swing Back And Get The Laughs.

You Don't Pay Taxes; They Take Them From Your Check. That's Not A Payment - That's A 'jack.

If You're The President You Only Have Two Jobs: Peace And Money.