Best Shopping Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

In Theory, Taxes Should Be Like Shopping. What I Buy Is Government Services. What I Pay Are My Taxes.

Shopping For Clothes Is Like Masturbation - Everyone Does It, But It Isn't Very Interesting And Therefore Should Be Done Alone, In An Embarrassed Fashion, And Never Be The Topic Of Party Conversation.

Some People Have No Respect Whether You Are With Your Family Or Not. That's The Hardest Part. I Was Shopping In A Grocery Store In Seattle Looking For Stuff For Nicholas. This Guy Kept Following Me With His Cell Phone Video On.

Dawn Of The Dead Is About How We're Just A Country Cannibalizing Itself, Turning Into One Shopping Mall, And Everyone At The Mall Is Just Brain-dead, Wandering Around. Capitalism Gone Awry, And The Worst Parts Of Human Nature Coming Out. All These Different Things That People Read Into The Films That Are All There, Very Strong Anti-bush Sentiments That Went Into Making Those Films. It's Great. I Like It When People Get It The Second Or Third Time, When Someone Else Points It Out To Them. They Don't Realize It's Been There All Along. Those Are My Favorite Movies.

Yeah, I Like Clothes, But I Hardly Ever Go Shopping. Hardly Ever!

One, Two, Three...let's Go Shopping!

...i've Found Out It's Fun To Go Shopping. It's Such A Feminine Thing To Do.

Happiness Is Not In Money, But In Shopping.

I Play Basketball, I Surf And Swim And Go To The Cinema And Listen To Music And Read. I Like Shopping.

I Like My Freedom. I Like To Do My Own Grocery Shopping. People Do Recognize You. They Are Kind Of Shocked. Some People Like It. It Makes Them Feel At Ease. It Confirms Their Hopes That You Are In Fact Similar To Them.

I Like My Freedom. I Like To Do My Own Grocery Shopping.

When You See The Escalades And The Hummers Driving Down The Street, At Least In Los Angeles, This Dry, Flat Desert With Shopping Malls, When You See Someone Driving One Of Those Through This You're Like, 'you Are Definitely Part Of The Problem.'