Give Me A Black Man, A White

You Don’t Need No Gun Control, You Know What You Need? We Need Some Bullet Control. Men, We Need To Control The Bullets, That’s Right. I Think All Bullets Should Cost Five Thousand Dollars… Five Thousand Dollars Per Bullet… You Know Why? Cause If A Bullet Cost Five Thousand Dollars There Would Be No More Innocent Bystanders.

Only A Woman Can Make You Feel Wrong For Doing Something Right.

Oprah Is So Rich, I Saw John Kerry Proposing To Her.

A Sense Of Humor Is Great - It Goes A Long, Long Way In A Marriage.

Tomorrow Is More Sure Than Just About Anything Else In The Entire World.