Just Remember, Golf Is Flog Spelled Backwards.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness. It Just Helps You Look For It In More Places.

A Committee Is A Group That Keeps Minutes And Loses Hours.

It Was A Tough School. The Kids On The Debating Team Took Steroids!

My Wife Is A Real Puritan. She Thinks Licking The Stamp On The Envelope Of A Valentine Is Foreplay.

At The Christmas Party, The Secretary With The Long Red Hair Ate Three Pickles, And Four Salesmen Panicked.