Just Remember, Golf Is Flog Spelled Backwards.

I Have A Brother Who Is Afraid To Go To Sleep, He Dreams He's Working.

My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle Of Cologne - Eau De Owe.

I Don't Date Women My Age. There Aren't Any.

What An Orchestra! They Just Sit There, But Their Minds Are Thousands Of Miles Away With Their Bookies.

My Brother Applied For Work, But Was Told By The Company That It Had More Employees Than It Needed. My Brother Said, "don't Worry. The Little Bit Of Work I Do Won't Be Noticed !!!"