Just Remember, Golf Is Flog Spelled Backwards.

It's Rough To Go Through Life With Your Contents Looking As If They Settled During Shipping.

Radio... That Wonderful Invention By Which I Can Reach Millions Of People... Who Fortunately Can't Reach Me.

The Human Brain Is Special. It Starts Working As Soon As You Get Up And It Doesn't Stop Until You Get To School.

A Committee Is A Group That Keeps Minutes And Loses Hours.

If Opportunity Doesn't Knock, Build A Door, But Only As Long As It's Not Visible From The Street.