Just Remember, Golf Is Flog Spelled Backwards.

Sex At Eighty-four Is Terrific, Especially The One In The Winter.

I Don't Worry Too Much About Sex Education In The Schools. If The Kids Learn It Like They Do Everything Else, They Won't Know How.

For Every Studen With A Spark Of Brilliance, There Are About Ten With Ignition Trouble.

A Committee Is A Group That Keeps Minutes And Loses Hours.

In Washington, A Man Gets Up To Speak And Doesn't Say A Thing, And The Other Men Disagree With Him For Three Hours.