Just Remember, Golf Is Flog Spelled Backwards.

I Feel Like Zsa Zsa Gabor's Sixth Husband. I Know What I'm Supposed To Do, But I Don't Know How To Make It Interesting.

The Problem With Life Is, By The Time You Can Read Women Like A Book, Your Library Card Has Expired.

Jews Don't Drink Much Because It Interferes With Their Suffering.

If Opportunity Doesn't Knock, Build A Door, But Only As Long As It's Not Visible From The Street.

I Really Doubt Whether Evolution Ever Works, How Then Come Mothers Have Only Two Hands