My Son Asked For Very Little -

All My Wife Wanted For Valentine's Day Was A Little Card - American Express.

In The Suburbs It's Hard To Buy Your Christmas Gifts Early In The Year. You Never Know Who Your Friends Will Be In December.

I Have A Brother Who Is Afraid To Go To Sleep, He Dreams He's Working.

War Toys Are Scary. They Have A Rocket Launcher With A Bayonet Attached, In Case You Miss.

At Christmas You Can Get Real Bargains. I Saw One Item Marked Down Ten Dollars. It Was A Yacht.