My Wife Sent Me A Valentine Card

Sir, I Didn't Deserve The Grade You Gave Me On This Test. Do You Know A Lower One?

A Young Man Fills Out An Application For A Job And Does Well Until He Gets To The Last Question, "who Should We Notify In Case Of An Accident?" He Mulls It Over And Then Writes, "anybody In Sight!"

My Son Has A Big Christmas Problem - What Do You Buy For A Father Who Has Everything And You're Using It?

Every Year My Boss Used To Give Me A Bottle Of Expensive Brandy Because I'd Told Him That My Doctor Suggested A Drink Once In A While. This Year My Boss Gave Me The Name Of A New Doctor.

Who Says We Didn't Have Controversial Subjects On Tv Back In My Time? Remember Bonanza? It Was About Three Guys In High Heels Living Together