I Live To Laugh, And I Laugh

It's Rough To Go Through Life With Your Contents Looking As If They Settled During Shipping.

I Never Stole A Joke In My Life. I Just Find Them Before They're Lost.

My Wife And I Have A Perfect Understanding. I Don't Try To Run Her Life, And I Don't Try To Run Mine.

Committee - A Group Of Men Who Keep Minutes And Waste Hours.

I Bought A Christmas Tree For Twenty Dollars. When I Came Home The Next Day, My Wife Was Wearing It In Her Hair.