I Live To Laugh, And I Laugh

Do You Want To Feel Insecure? Count The Number Of Christmas Cards You Sent Out, And Then Count Those You Received.

You're Aging When Your Actions Creak Louder Than Your Words.

My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle Of Cologne - Eau De Owe.

I Gave My Wife A Gift Certificate For Christmas. She Ran Out To Exchange It For A Bigger Size.

They've Got Plastic Christmas Trees Now. They're Hard To Tell From The Real Aluminum Ones.