I Live To Laugh, And I Laugh

My Wife Sent Me A Valentine Card That Said, "take My Heart, Take My Lips, Take My Soul." That's Just Like Her. She Kept The Good Parts For Herself.

Valentine's Day Is Like Armistice Day - You Declare A Truce.

It's Amazing How Fast Later Comes When You Buy Now!

My Brother Applied For Work, But Was Told By The Company That It Had More Employees Than It Needed. My Brother Said, "don't Worry. The Little Bit Of Work I Do Won't Be Noticed !!!"

A Thing Of Beauty Is A Job Forever.