Anytime A Person Goes Into A Delicatessen

They've Finally Come Up With The Perfect Office Computer. If It Makes A Mistake, It Blames Another Computer.

I Bought An Ideal Gift For My Mother-in-law - A Battery-operated Mouth.

Anytime A Person Goes Into A Delicatessen And Orders A Pastrami On White Bread, Somewhere A Jew Dies.

We Owe A Lot To Thomas Edison - If It Wasn't For Him, We'd Be Watching Television By Candlelight.

If You Hire Relatives, You'll Have A Payroll That Won't Quit.