My Parents Didn't Like Me. For Bathtub

You Live With Life's Disappointments And Learn From Them. At Seventy-eight, I Know It All.

If You Could Learn To Make Love, I Could Fire The Chauffer.

They Change The Sheets Every Day... From One Bed To Another.

It's Lonely On The Top When There's No One On The Bottom.

At Twenty A Man Is Full Of Fight And Hope. He Wants To Reform The World. When He Is Seventy He Still Wants To Reform The World, But He Know He Can't.