My Wife Has Cut Our Lovemaking Down

She Was Old Too, When She Went To School They Didn't Have History.

Once I Pulled A Job, I Was So Stupid. I Picked A Guy's Pocket On An Airplane And Made A Run For It.

I Shouldn't Tell Jokes About My Wife. She's Attached To A Machine That Keeps Her Alive... The Refrigerator.

People Ask If I Can Get It Up In The Morning. I Tell Them Are You Kidding I'm Envious Of A Stiff Wind.

You Live With Life's Disappointments And Learn From Them. At Seventy-eight, I Know It All.