I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught

When My Old Man Wanted Sex, My Mother Would Show Him A Picture Of Me.

I Have Three Kids, One Of Each.

I Tell Ya, I Was An Ugly Kid. I Was So Ugly That My Dad Kept The Kid's Picture That Came With The Wallet He Bought.

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. He Told Me Never Take Candy From A Stranger Unless He Offered Me A Ride.

They Change The Sheets Every Day... From One Bed To Another.