I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught

You Know You're Old When Your Family Talk About You In Front Of You. What Are We Going To Do With Pop? We Have Company Tonight.

I Shouldn't Tell Jokes About My Wife. She's Attached To A Machine That Keeps Her Alive... The Refrigerator.

In High School, When I Played Football I Got No Respect. I Shared A Locker With A Mop.

I Stuck My Head Out The Window And Got Arrested For Mooning.

I Went To A Massage Parlor, It Was Self Service.