I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught

I Tell Ya, My Wife Was Never Nice. On Our First Date, I Asked Her If I Could Give Her A Goodnight Kiss On The Cheek - She Bent Over!

It Would Be Great If People Never Got Angry At Someone For Doing Something They've Done Themselves.

My Wife Gives Good Headache.

My Wife Only Has Sex With Me For A Purpose. Last Night It Was To Time An Egg.

Me And My Dad Used To Play Tag, He'd Drive!