I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. I Put My Hand In Some Cement And Felt Another Hand.

I Recently Had Double-bypass Surgery. As They Wheel You In, The Doctor Always Gives You A Last Look. You Know That Look. That Look Of Confidence To Make You Feel Good. I Always Say To Every Doctor, If I Don't Make It, I'll Never Know It.

I Once Went Out With This Wild Girl. She Made French Toast And Got Her Tongue Caught In The Toaster.

I Went To A Freak Show And They Let Me In For Nothing.

I Was A Poster Child... For Birth Control!