Isn't It Fun To Go Out On

When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.

Bigamy Is The Only Crime Where Two Rites Make A Wrong.

It Sure Has Been A Pleasure For Us To Broadcast For The Sailors And Soldiers; Besides, Its Part Of The National Defence Program To Prepare Our Boys For Anything.

A Few Years Ago He Had A Big Heart Transplant In Chicago, A Five-hour Operation. It Took The Doctors Four Hours To Get Him On The Operating Table.

My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.