Isn't It Fun To Go Out On

Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where Ballet Outsells Boxing. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Wrestling Was On The Level.

For The First Time, You Can Actually See The Losers Turn Green

If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.

Democrats Have An Answer To The Unemployment Problem. They're All Running For The Presidency.

It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c., That Politicians Have Their Hands In Their Own Pockets.