Isn't It Fun To Go Out On

I've Got To Watch Myself These Days. It's Too Exciting Watching Anyone Else.

Free Speech Isn't Dead In Germany And Italy, Merely The Speakers.

As Soon As The War Ended, We Located The One Spot On Earth That Hadn't Been Touched By The War And Blew It To Hell.

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.

On One Hole, I Hit An Alligator So Hard, He's Now My Golf Bag.