It's A Wonderful Way To Live, And

The Service At The Imperial (tokyo) Is The Finest I've Encountered Anywhere. There Was A Button Next To My Bed Marked Room Service - And A Maid To Press It For Me.

Bigamy Is The Only Crime Where Two Rites Make A Wrong.

Golf Is My Real Profession. Entertainment Is Just A Sideline. I Tell Jokes To Pay My Greens Fees.

My Idea Of Christmas, Whether Old-fashioned Or Modern, Is Very Simple: Loving Others. Come To Think Of It, Why Do We Have To Wait For Christmas To Do That?

When You Get Over 95, Every Day Is Your Day.