It's A Wonderful Way To Live, And

All British Castles And Old Country Homes Are Supposed To Be Haunted. It's In The Lease.

It Sure Has Been A Pleasure For Us To Broadcast For The Sailors And Soldiers; Besides, Its Part Of The National Defence Program To Prepare Our Boys For Anything.

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.

Everybody Is Afraid They Won't Have Any Money After They Die, But Jack Benny Discovered A Way To Take It With Him. He Had His Appendix Taken Out And A Piggy Bank Put In.

A Very, Very Religious Man. Every Time I Eat A Peanut, I Feel Immortal.